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To The Person Who Put The “We Buy Junk Cars” Business Card On My Automobile

I’m relegating your card to the dustbin of history where it belongs — with some other equally offensive missives.

My car has had a rough winter. Photo by Christopher Windus on Unsplash

Sir, you totally misunderstood my car, that’s the first thing. I CHOOSE to drive a crappy 2007 Toyota. I live in Duluth, Minnesota. They put salt on…

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.