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Manny the Mansplainer

Tommy The Teensplainer, Son of Manny The Mansplainer

Answers your mail just like his daddy. Yep, he’s a chip off the ole block.

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I’m so proud of my little son. He’s following in his Dad’s footsteps. I heard him the other day teensplainin’ to my wife. “How come you’re chewing on your iPhone? my wife asked him.




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