Top 10 Birds: RANKED

Everything you need to know.

Michael Kellman
The Haven

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#1. Pigeons

Pigeons are like Tom Brady. Despite your continued hatred, they’re everywhere and they stay winning. Somehow, they can’t be stopped. And they vomit food into their offsprings mouths. When Tom kisses his son on the lips? Not just saliva being exchanged.

#2. Albatross

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Michael Kellman
The Haven

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/