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Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Shiver your timbers with these fifty puns o’ fun!
Because laughter might not be the best medicine, but it’s still legal in all fifty states, you can get it without a prescription and no insurance is needed!
- What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Rrr-gyle!
2. What kind of cheese do pirates like on their pizza?
Rrr-icotta!
3. Which of Santa’s reindeer is a pirate’s favorite?
Rrr-udolf!
4. Who is the pirate’s favorite surrealist French poet?
Rrr-imbaud!
5. What is the pirate’s favorite Allman Brothers song?
Rrr-amblin’ Man!
6. Which British invasion band is the pirate’s favorite?
The Rrr-olling Stones!
7. What beer did pirates like best until the company went out of business in 1976?
Rrr-heingold!
8. What is the pirates favorite energy drink and Formula 1 team?
Rrr-ed Bull!
9. What is the pirate’s favorite Brooklyn neighborhood?
Rrr-ed Hook!
