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Top Five Reasons a Japanese Toilet is Vastly Superior to a European Bidet

East versus west in an epic battle of the butt blasters

Remember the early days of the pandemic when toilet paper was flying off the shelves faster than Ticketmaster can bump up the prices of the latest hot ticket?



A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Mary DeVries

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.