HUMOUROUS CULTURAL COMPARISON

Top Five Reasons a Japanese Toilet is Vastly Superior to a European Bidet

East versus west in an epic battle of the butt blasters

Mary DeVries
The Haven
Published in
5 min readFeb 7
Man wearing blue shorts and white tshirt sitting on a toilet clutching his knees with a roll of toilet paper on his lap
This man is in a bind because he doesn’t have a bidet. Image from Canva

Remember the early days of the pandemic when toilet paper was flying off the shelves faster than Ticketmaster can bump up the prices of the latest hot ticket?

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Mary DeVries
The Haven

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