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Top Reasons People Work For Trump.

Help Wanted, Orphans Preferred*

Trump staffers gather on the first day of his time at the White House to watch and praise his newsy acquired skill of keeping the crayon within the lines…mostly.

Let’s face it. He lies, he cheats, he steals, he stiffs independent business owners without giving thought to the consequences and, eventually, when the going gets rough, you just know he’s going to throw someone under the bus. And it’s probably going to be you.



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David Volk

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer tand humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.