Top ten New Year’s resolutions that will be a cinch to keep!
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1 min readDec 31, 2017
- Age a little bit everyday.
- Cry more.
- Eat dessert more often.
- Think to yourself everyday: “ Is everyone else better at life?”
- Drink when you’re sad.
- Tell more people that you are “going to call” them.
- Wake up in a panic everyday.
- Make less eye contact.
- Worry about money more.
- Judge people based on their social media activity.