Top ten New Year’s resolutions that will be a cinch to keep!

Marisela Gonzalez
The Haven
1 min readDec 31, 2017

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  1. Age a little bit everyday.
  2. Cry more.
  3. Eat dessert more often.
  4. Think to yourself everyday: “ Is everyone else better at life?”
  5. Drink when you’re sad.
  6. Tell more people that you are “going to call” them.
  7. Wake up in a panic everyday.
  8. Make less eye contact.
  9. Worry about money more.
  10. Judge people based on their social media activity.

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Marisela Gonzalez
The Haven

Actor, comic, writer. www.mariselagg.com I.G:@mariselagrajedagonzalez, twitter:@mariselagrajed1