Top ten rejected names for the Better Care Reconciliation Act

  1. “Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!” said by a congressman wearing nothing but a poopy diaper.
  2. “Muhahahahahahahahahahaha” said while bringing the tips of one’s fingers together creating a diamond shape. *You know? Like you bring the tips of your left fingers to touch the tips of your right fingers and hold them in font of your chest like Mr. Burns when he’s really pleased.
  3. A congressman walking down the street says “Hey Look” to a person with crutches then as the man with a broken leg looks away the congressman steals his crutches and runs over to his rich friends house and they use one crutch as a doorstop and the other to poke the housekeeper as she works.
  4. Steve Mnuchin drives up in a Ferrari and says to a group of congressman standing outside “Hey you wanna come to a party at my house later? There’s gonna be tons of pharmaceuticals and GIRLZ!”
  5. The Matrix.
  6. What’s in your wallet?
  7. “Girlz are dum!” said by a congressman wearing nothing but a poopy diaper and a baseball cap on sideways.
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  10. Sorry about those last two I was too depressed to write anymore.