Unconventional picks to tickle the ballot boxes of America’s hearts

Top Three “Out of the Box” Picks for Kamala Harris’ VP to Beat Donald Trump in 2024

What about Elmo from Sesame Street?

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If you’re like me, you’ve been glued to the idiot box, keeping tabs on the US elections instead of doing a digital detox and finding peace of mind.

So before I sign off the matrix, here’s a list of “out of the box” picks that could help democratic nominee Kamala Harris win the election.

Instead of appealing to the basest, most tribalistic aspects of the American populace (see: demagoguery), the Democrats should find someone who appeals to the country’s higher consciousness and humanistic sensibilities.

#3: Elmo from Sesame Street

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Who doesn’t love Elmo?

Only antisocial schoolyard bullies with limited vocabularies who only assert dominance via name-calling (see: Sleepy Joe, Laffin’ Kamala, and Goofy Elizabeth Warren).