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Fast Food/Humor

True Confessions of a Donut Maker

And other lurid adventures from the fast food industry

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“Put yer back into it! Make sure yeh reach waaaaay back and git that cruller behin’ the rear wheels of the ‘frigerator, next to the cockroach.”




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Allen R Smith

Allen R Smith

Allen Smith is an award-winning writer living in Oceanside, California and has published thousands of articles for print, the web and social media.

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