Trump Family Seizes Control of Republican National Committee

Who you say is in the chicken coop?

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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At the insistence of the Republican Party’s Supreme Leader and Orange God, Republican National Committee (RNC) boss Romney McDaniels and co-chair Drew McKissick have been forced to step aside, making way for Trump daughter-in-law Lara Trump and Trump sycophant Michael Whatley to take command, thereby completing the full Trump family takeover of the entire Republican Party and its funding apparatus.

Really? Gee, I wonder if this means Lara Trump’s “singing career” is now officially over? And just when there was talk of her being next year’s Super Bowl halftime performer. One thing’s for sure: anyone who saw Lara’s attempt at singing Tom Petty’s hit tune “I Won’t Back Down” during that interview on Australia’s “Sky News” — will not easily erase that event from their minds. Of course, Taylor Swift can now rest easy again. Her main competition has just taken a “day job” with the RNC.

First item of business — crank up the salary of an RNC chairperson. After that, Lara Trump has already said that “Every single penny” will go to electing Donald Trump. This means that all the poor “down ballot” Republican candidates are about to find out that instead of receiving RNC cash infusions to help promote their campaigns, they’ll instead receive…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.