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Trump Had Several “Diva Requests” For The Qataris To Put In His New Plane
Donald Trump is America’s biggest diva
4 min readMay 13, 2025
- The capacity to stay airborne for the next 4 years straight, and get in-flight refuelings from the Air Force so he doesn’t have to come down and see the depression-level effects his trade wars will turn into a new Great Depression
- State-of-the-art golf simulators
- Doors with facial recognition lock capabilities that will block Eric from ever boarding
- 3 solid gold toilets for his own exclusive use, and only squatting-style bathrooms with no toilets — just holes in the floor — for the fake news journalists to use
- A room full of kennels he can force disloyal Republican members of Congress to crawl into and lock them in throughout the duration of the trip
- Several couches with plastic covers that can be easily sprayed down and cleaned for JD Vance’s office
- No Muslim or Arab stuff
- The Qataris have to pinky swear the plane isn’t embedded everywhere with microphones and hidden cameras, and that they didn’t sneak in some spyware that can let them hack into the computer systems of the plane and remotely control it to hold him hostage
- One makeup room for himself, and…
