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Trump Pardons Race Of Reptilian Aliens For Making Him Do What He Did For The Past 4 Years
In a stunning admission of there being life on other planets, today, in one of his last acts as President, President Trump signed a Federal pardon directed at the “serpent men” from the Alpha Draconis system.
This little known binary star system is located in the constellation Draco and is approximately 303 light-years from Earth.
Trump explained that this race of reptilians, who have apparently lived on Earth for centuries, used their mind-control abilities to infiltrate his thoughts and administration and actively work against him and the American public.
According to Trump, this race of snake-like creatures have the ability to shapeshift and employed their incredible powers to alter the President’s policies time and time again.
These so-called “dragon men,” according to the administration, have the stated policy of conspiring against humanity at every opportunity, with the end goal being the subversion of mankind.
When pressed for further details on how this alien race was discovered and for proof of such an extraordinary claim. The President would only state that his newly created branch of the military, Space Force, was instrumental in discovering the nefarious plot and freeing himself…
