Trump Pardons Race Of Reptilian Aliens For Making Him Do What He Did For The Past 4 Years

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In a stunning admission of there being life on other planets, today, in one of his last acts as President, President Trump signed a Federal pardon directed at the “serpent men” from the Alpha Draconis system.

This little known binary star system is located in the constellation Draco and is approximately 303…