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Trump Says the Same Things but in Shakespeare Style

To elect, or not to elect, that is the question

Sculpture of William Shakespeare.

Greetings, friends. I has’t cometh to thee to announce yond I am not no more brain than stone. Some imbecile daws believeth yond because of fake news like CNN. Fake news shall not showeth thee this but I am very intelligent. Some might coequal sayeth a genius.

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