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Trump Thinks Civil Servants Should Work in Factories

It’s Trump’s latest brilliant idea — and it solves everything

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If you've been worried about your job and you are one of the tens of thousands of civil servants who have been trained for a position in government, your worries are over!

Thanks to our GREAT leader, you’ll only need to deal with unemployment and the loss of your life’s savings for another few years. Then, like magic, you and millions of others will be given the opportunity of a lifetime: you’ll be allowed to apply for a job in a factory or warehouse. And the best part is that you won’t need any training.

That’s right, you’ll have to be able to put tiny little screws into tiny little holes, or maybe bend over all day lifting containers, or maybe work on some assembly line where you’ll be required to perform one simple repetitive motion hundreds of times a day, but that’s it! No additional skills necessary.

Just think how much easier your life will be. No more thinking, no more decisions, no more challenges — unless you count the challenge of boredom, various aches and pains that inevitably accompany repetitive tasks, lack of affordable healthcare, and the inability to afford decent housing or access to educational resources for your kids.