Trump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s Graduation

Of course, he could always plead guilty and this trial would be over quickly.

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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Its being reported Donald Trump was heard loudly ranting in the courthouse hallway on the first day of his Stormy Daniels hush money trial, complaining that Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan’s order insisting he must be present every day of his trial proceedings — will mean he will not be able to attend his son Barron’s high school graduation. Trump then went on and on about how much he had looked forward to being at Barron’s graduation.

Huh? You’re saying the guy who ordered immigrant kids separated from their parents at the border said what? The guy who was banging a porn star while his wife was home with their newborn baby “Barron,” said what? The guy who actually stole money from a children’s cancer charity that he ran — is whining about what? Of course, the truth is Trump is just blowing smoke up everyone’s asses here. That’s because the judge hasn’t even ruled as yet on whether or not Trump may attend Barron’s graduation.

Now, in his defense, I suppose Trump could always make the argument that he’s being treated differently than everyone else, which is true. Of course, the primary reason that is true is that most parents were able to attend their…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.