HUMOR

Trump Writes To FDA

This is your President who by the way has done for the FDA than anyone else

Hey there, FDA. This is your president reaching out for a favor, who by the way has done more for the FDA than any other previous president. They say Lincoln was a great president. Well he didn’t express any gratitude for FDA in the Gettysberg Address. A good war time president should mention the FDA just like I did. Anyways, I need you to fast track the approval process to have the vaccine before November. I will double your funding in return. Obviously the radical left will say made up words like Quid Pro Quo. People get happiness out of helping others. That’s also Quid Pro Quo if you think about it. Eric massages my back to be allowed to enter the Oval Office. That’s also Quid Pro Quo then?

I sincerely hope that you guys won’t leak this letter in the media. I have developed a trust deficit with people since every other guy is coming out with a book to slam me. I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I have to constantly check if my golfing buddies have any recorders up their asses. I trust Mike, but he says dumb shit like The Lord is recording everything so I don’t enjoy having too much conversation with him.

By the way, if you need any trick on how to fast track the process I will be very happy to help. I am the best at fast tracking. I fast tracked success with a very modest help from my father.