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Trump’s Insane Testimony About His Fear of Being Hit by Flying Fruit

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” Groucho Marx

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It has recently come to light that during an October 2021 deposition in a lawsuit against his company by protesters roughed up by his security team at a Cedar Rapids campaign rally, Donald Trump was asked about encouraging his audience…

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.

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