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Trump’s Perfect Body Will Help Him Win the Election

Trump’s desperate October surprise

President Trump goes surfing. Photo by Alex Shutin on Unsplash

Sports associations and gyms throughout the USA were delighted when Trump said:-

“I’m back because I’m a perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young.”

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Robert W. Locke

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