Trumpworld Lost on Space?
It broke free from its moorings after colliding with reality
The unidentified flying object moving away from Earth has been identified as Trumpworld. Since it became untethered from reality several years ago, Trumpworld has been streaking away from the planet and will soon reach escape velocity.
Astronomers estimate that if it maintains its current trajectory Trumpworld will reach Mars around 2030, where it will either go into orbit around the Red Planet and eventually crash and burn or veer off into space. If it follows the latter course, the James Webb Space Telescope will track Trumpworld’s progress in deep space.
Meanwhile, you can still see Trumpworld’s flight from sanity on social media. It is positioned just to the right of the Pink Elephant galaxy. Look for the brain-dead object surrounded by hot air and toxic gases.