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Andy Killoran

Dec 24, 2020

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Twas The Night Before Christmas, Last One For 45

Keep the noise down or the mouse gets it!

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the White House

Not a creature was stirring, not even a POT-US

No Rudi sleigh’d in, bringing legal good cheers

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