Twitter releases records of DMs between President Trump and President Putin in time for the 100-year anniversary of the Russian Revolution
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Vova, you there? Vova?
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
You saw my message, Vova. I know how Twitter works! I have the best brain!
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Vovaaaaaaaa!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Blyat’, Donny, what is it? I’m busy. Maybe you should try doing some work.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
What work? It’s 3am here. Sad that you don’t know that!
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Anyway, can I come?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Blyat’, again? The girls says they won’t pee on you. It was disgusting, they say.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
No, not that. That I can’t! Melania watches me like a hawk. The Secret Service is always around. I mean the parade!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
It’s not that kind of parade, Donny.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I know it’s not a pageant, Vova. I want to come to your military parade!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Still not that kind of parade, Donny.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Will there be tanks?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Yes
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Will there be trucks?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Yes
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I want to sit in a truck!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
It’s not that kind of truck. It’s a historical parade, blyat’. They aren’t monster trucks.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Terrific trucks.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Vova, how did he do it?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Who?
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The guy you are parading in front. Lenon.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
And the guy after him. And you. All tough guys. You are great guy! Very smart!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
How did we do what? Blyat’, Donny, I got a meeting with the hackers now. Be more specific.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The dictatorship. How did you do it? I want to have some winning. Bannon keeps promising but nothing! I gotta fire that loser.
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
You did.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I don’t know if I did. I was told I didn’t. Did I? Anyway, how?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
I told you I’d teach you with time. Blyat’, have some patience.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I don’t have time. Bad Mueller is closing in on me! And on you!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Not on me. I have a country. And nukes. I don’t care.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Can I come? Maybe I’ll stay like Snowden!
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
What good are you to me here, Donny? I need you there. I paid you to be there.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
We are doing a great job for you! Believe me! Can I come for the parade?
October 18, 2017
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Make your own parade.
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I cannot. They won’t give me any more nukes. Sad!
October 18, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
October 19, 2017
How was your meeting with hackers? Can they hack Mueller? We are going to take care of everything for you if you do!
Vladimir Putin
@PutinRF_Eng
Do you ever sleep, Donny?
October 19, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I watched the last year parade, Vova. Your trucks are tremendous! The best ever!
October 19, 2017
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Can I come?
October 19, 2017
