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Typing Weird Things Into Unsplash

What’ll it getcha?

His early days perhaps? * * * Photo by Joël Vogt on Unsplash

Typing “Ernest Hemingway” in gets you 12 results, a measly 12. Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like one of the most famous writers in the last few minutes ought to get more respect.

Then there’s the subject matter of the 12 results:
* Kabuki ppl in red (pic above)
* A coffee cup in a chair (pic not shown)
* Palm trees (pic not shown either)
* gym clothes (pic not shown, obviously, this will be a theme)
* Other odd non-Hemingway things (pics also not shown)

There are no pics of Hemingway or any of his works.

I’m puzzled. Did someone drop acid?

And speaking of “puzzled”

Photo by Ivan Lapyrin on Unsplash

One of only eight puzzled-related images, most showing some puzzled-looking animals (pics not shown).

This guy however seems less puzzled and more alarmed frankly that red-beard is subtly glancing at his shoes or something 34 or so inches higher.