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Uber Sex Has Arrived!

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David Caracciolo
The Haven
Published in
2 min readNov 10, 2019

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You’ve heard of Uber and Uber Eats. Now, there’s Uber Sex. The first dating app that lets sex come to you.

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Simply open an account and see available partners in your area. Then sit back and wait for the ride of your life. If you choose our premium service, they’ll even arrive in a luxury car.

Want to have dinner first? Uber Eats has got you covered. Instead of your date arriving at your door with flowers, he or she can arrive with dinner and wine.

Can’t be bothered with dinner and want to head straight to the bedroom? Uber Sex allows plenty of late-night options. For example, if size matters, UberXL is for you.

Or if you’re looking for someone to talk to and get to know on a more personal level, you can’t go past the hugs and spooning from our Comfort service.

Just like Uber Eats, we cater for all types and preferences. Feel like a little Chinese? No problem.

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David Caracciolo
The Haven

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