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University Promises No More Soul-Crushing Scandals From Now On

Our long history of systemic corruption is behind us!

Highsmith University’s Board of Governors wishes to address the widespread reports of criminality and mismanagement that have tarnished our institution’s proud tradition of secrecy and denial.

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top Writer in Satire 2022. Top Writer in Humor 2023. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.