Technology
Unlucky iPhone 13
Airplane Mode has gone very wrong
To Design and Support Staff
It has come to our attention that the latest update to the iPhone 13 has produced issues in Airplane Mode. A list of currently identified bugs follows:
App Performance
Games such as crosswords or Sudoku will have puzzles already filled in. Some will only be partially completed but contain numerous incorrect entries. These will inevitably be in pen and cannot be erased.
Deleted Items
Users are advised to delete data prior to entering Airplane Mode. Doing so afterward may take a long time and require standing in line while awkwardly avoiding eye contact with a bunch of strangers.
Haptics
The phone’s tactile performance may be affected. Devices may lurch suddenly, or give the sensation someone is kicking the back of the user’s chair.
iPolitics
Phones with the Fox News mobile app installed are easily infected with the #MAGA virus. This may cause them to become belligerent toward other devices fitted with screen protectors: “Everybody knows only pussies and libPads use obedience covers! Open the RedPill app! FREEDOM!”
