Unveiling the Newest Starbucks Drink: The Ghost Frappuccino

Holly Burdorff
The Haven
Published in
1 min readApr 27, 2017

This is on the secret menu, so don’t tell anybody, or else you’ll be haunted forever.

Here’s what you do:

Go to your local Starbucks sometime in the evening, and ask them for a Ghost Frappuccino.

They’ll hand you a cup that contains some mysterious residue.

It might just look like the cup is used and dirty, but don’t worry about silly things like that.

Take it home, put it on your bedstand, and crack your bedroom window a bit. This is how the ghosts will know that you want to drink them. Then go to sleep.

In the morning, huff the delicious particles of freshly-brewed ghost that now reside in your cup.

What a great deal! All for a low, low price of $25/cup.

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Holly Burdorff
The Haven

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