Vaccination Prevention Hotline
Will being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?
Operator: Vaccination Prevention Hotline, how may I save you?
Caller: You have to help me! I’m next in line to get a Covid vaccination. Should I go through with it?
Operator: Sounds like you called just in time. Get out of that line, climb into your truck — do you have a truck?
Caller: Of course.
Operator: Great! Go sit in your truck, drive to Canada, and wait for something to happen.
Caller: Thanks!
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Operator: Vaccination Prevention Hotline, how may I save you?
Caller: I was thinking about getting vaccinated.
Operator: Let me ask you, if you were the captain of the Titanic, would you have steered the ship right into that iceberg or would you have steered around it like some kind of scaredy cat?
Caller: Well, I’m not a pansy, I’m a trucker. I would have driven right into that sucker.
Operator: Then you’re not the type of guy who would steer around a deadly virus. Don’t get vaccinated.
Caller: 10–4.
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