Vaccination Prevention Hotline

Will being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?

Christopher Shelley
The Haven
Published in
4 min readFeb 17, 2022

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Operator: Vaccination Prevention Hotline, how may I save you?

Caller: You have to help me! I’m next in line to get a Covid vaccination. Should I go through with it?

Operator: Sounds like you called just in time. Get out of that line, climb into your truck — do you have a truck?

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Christopher Shelley
The Haven

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