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Vaccination Prevention Hotline

Will being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?

Operator: Vaccination Prevention Hotline, how may I save you?

Caller: You have to help me! I’m next in line to get a Covid vaccination. Should I go through with it?

Operator: Sounds like you called just in time. Get out of that line, climb into your truck — do you have a truck?



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Christopher Shelley

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: