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Vladimir Putin Is A Teeny Tiny Little Creep

An itty bitty little man, little teensie weensie boy.

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Vladimir Putin, who rose to fame for being the first openly homosexual clown in his dorm room, surprised nobody this week by revealing to the world that he is, in fact, a scrubby little fun-sized dork.

The Russian head of state, some would call dictator, others would call dick-eater decided that there were too…



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TeeJay Small

Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat