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Warning: Do Not Call It A Retreat From Kyiv

Call It A “Special Hindwards Military Operation”

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And please do not imply that we have been forced by the heroic Ukrainian resistance to give up our insane plan of storming the capital of Kyiv.

Yes, it’s true that our convoy of tanks and soldiers got stuck, ran out of fuel and food, and most of the soldiers got frost bite and ran…




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