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We Are Going to Get Fat

My Code Red hot take on Climate Crisis eating, and the hard, cold truth about all the chocolate brownies you will need.

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Being stressed leads us to self-medicate. There is no better medication than triple fudge ripple ice-cream.

Ice cream is like opiates

Cold burns calories. Exercise burns calories.




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Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Ecopsychologist, Writer, Farmer, Defender of reality, and Cat Castle Custodian.

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