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We, the Mannequins in This Abandoned Mall, Would Like to Have a Word With You

Photo by Buzz Andersen on Unsplash

We keep telling each other that it’s just temporary. That business will pick up.

God knows we’ve all been through economic downturns — remember when Gloria Vanderbilt jeans went out of style? That was bad. But then grunge slouched in and saved us. Ron in Young Men’s Wear wore a flannel shirt every day for five years.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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