We Will Indict President Biden As Soon As We Retrieve Our Evidence From a Parallel Universe
Our sorcerers have proof!
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) surprised Fox News host Maria Bartiromo after a wild update on his Biden family investigation in which he claimed an informant may have gone “missing,” something he suggested was linked to “spy business.” — Huffpost, May 14, 2023
I, Representative James Comer, am here to announce that the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability has irrefutable proof of the Biden family’s pay-for-play corruption scheme.
We will present our evidence right after we perform the rituals needed to wrest it from the demon Amaymon, who’s storing the files in the ninth circle of hell. Enlisting the help of a demon is typical spy business. You would know that if you had the kind of information provided by my enchanted Ouija board.
We have the proof to impeach President Biden. We have documents in a language no one can read. We have sound recordings only dogs can hear. We have countless witnesses, though right now they’re stuck in the future after accidentally stepping into a time machine. Once there’s a tear in the fabric of space-time that allows our witnesses to vault through a black hole into the House Committee Conference Room, they will…
