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We Will Not Be Denied A March Madness Bracket!

To: Fellow Employees

From: Bob Jones (Accounts Payable)

Yes, we’re all devastated that that NCAA basketball tournament has been cancelled, denying us our god-given right to spend most of the workday insisting that this is the year that all four 16-seeds beat the 1-seeds. But the American workforce is nothing if not resilient, and our rugged can-do spirit…




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Mike Range

Mike Range

Laughter is the best mandolin. Writing in Slackjaw, The Haven, Points In Case, The Junction, turnpike rest stop stalls. Twitter @MovieLeagueMike

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