We Will Not Be Denied A March Madness Bracket!
To: Fellow Employees
From: Bob Jones (Accounts Payable)
Yes, we’re all devastated that that NCAA basketball tournament has been cancelled, denying us our god-given right to spend most of the workday insisting that this is the year that all four 16-seeds beat the 1-seeds. But the American workforce is nothing if not resilient, and our rugged can-do spirit…