Wear a Mask or Your Pizzle Won’t Sizzle! No Bones About It.

If saving your life or someone else’s wasn’t enough

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“Stay away from Covid to keep that willy up.” — Steven Bell, 49-year-old Covid-19 survivor from Phoenix, AZ

There is a condition called COVID penis.

As if people should need convincing to wear a mask — but they do.

Now — if you are a guy and you think you don’t need to wear a mask because Covid-19 is no big deal, do you want to risk your virility? Are you a betting man?

Word has it you folks who think it’s all a hoax have little weiners anyway.

Based on what scientists know about SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19, it’s possible that the virus could have direct effects on erectile dysfunction.

According to Yes, Covid Penis is a Thing by Wudan Yan,

Some men who have survived Covid-19 say that the virus may have impacted their ability to get or maintain an erection.