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Weekly Journal
One more week sunk
September 13, Monday — Life does not give everyone a second chance at attending school. My daughter’s breathtaking online classes take me back to my basic kindergarten lessons. However, I have found out how the kid ratio of scoring 100 % at graduation has increased compared to my era. Simple in kindergarten, they start with a PhD program.
September 14, Tuesday — I called my regular beautician for ploughing my body by removing unwanted weed hair growths. Squeezing my nose away from so-called blackheads and whiteheads with no tails. And massaging my face with ripped papaya, honey and her mystic hand movements. The whole process gives me a month of dry cleaning.
September 15, Wednesday — In the evening generally, I take my little monster to the neighborhood park to meet the other monsters of her age to drain out her negative energies. She has a birthday invite waiting around the end of the month made her squirm in excitement. Her excitement is a mark of a red flag for me, which means for me burning off more calories than required, owning a predisposed headache & functional as a bodyguard for others from her.
September 16, Thursday — Today, I learned what kind of bears there are in the world with my little monster. They are an intelligent species that I learned about their 11 different communication sounds. I educate myself to communicate with my Oreo Boxer Dog. Let’s see how we fair? I’m waiting for him to respond to precisely those 11 sounds. That’s the way to conclude intelligent communication. What we refer to as two-way communication.
September 17, Friday — Today, I went through my creative talent test where the professor gave us the option of making a butterfly, a fly without a spread of butter. On the basis of red beans, tree nuts or bottle caps. We preferred the bottle caps. Recycling plastic seemed a sensible option which the teacher blew on scoring her brownie points. On the screen for the teacher, all the little monsters showed creativity — courtesy baby sitters. They projected three different size charts, Small, Medium & Large, where the professor quickly could make a genealogical tree. Distinguished professor again wasted her brownie points — squandering energy.
September 18, Saturday — It was a fish day. Once in a week is good for your brain cells to maintain their size, location & integrity. The saying, “Apple a day drives the doctor away,” was undoubtedly meant for animals. When you embark on reading regarding fruits & vegetables, all of them are immeasurable for your well-being. They go endlessly harping equally on all.
September 19, Sunday — Today, I had to balance the karma scale. Last week, heavy rainfall wasted two days in a row on my fitness program. Sunday is usually off for practice. Nevertheless, redemption was staring at me. I was on my feet at 4:40. On Sunday, you know the strange thing: you will meet those exercise monsters who believe in training once a week. Throughout the week, I think they take chances on a cabbage leaf ripping, eating & guessing should I go or should I not.
Weekly Takeaway
Teaching is another profession, I can wear as a life jacket when needed. Birthday Party, Monsters Semester Evaluation and My Bear Communication skills are under the magnifying glass.
How does next week sound weak or promising?
