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Wicked Diya Saini
The Haven

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27th September, Monday — At the outset of the week, my bitter half is persistently functional on a hangover mode in the house axiom I possess to go early; I arrange to go early, I obtain to lead early. I don’t understand why he attempts to admonish himself or us feeling guilty about enjoying a Sunday holiday or its mental drill to wake his slumber mind to active mode. Everybody in the house has got used to this custom, including my dog, Oreo, by digging his head below the rug to make it sound faint.

Bitter half calories lost every Monday through this exercise — 2,500.
The remainder of the members left with a spinning headache.

28th September, Tuesday — My little monster online learning sheds focus on elephants. It diagnosed actual Elephants never forget, confirming that their brain zone associated with memory is broader and denser than humans. I thought throughout my youth when Elephants went discriminated against me, taunted never forget. I thought gibe was the cause of my body size, no it was the drive of my brain size. Thank God I learnt something significant would have lived in this dark shadow till my end.

29th September, Wednesday — My bitter half-reading out loud from the newspaper, “little monsters schools to hopefully open in November.” All of a sudden felt the chill wave within my physical structure, like being ditched in a freezer. Nevertheless, to calculate, was it the stir of happiness, or when happiness outpours can’t harmonize within boundaries or when two people sharing this news on the same wavelength get magnified, giving this output. Yet, I stared at my bitter half with his mouth open; he was busy digging into the paper in the other section. Everybody considers breaking news for them differently — lesson learned.

30th September, Thursday — Today, I unburied the beauty therapy of celebrity women, who keep dispensing without appreciating their God Father. Uniquely, of course, the giant land animal, the Elephant. They cleanse their skin and protect themselves from sunburn by regularly bathing in dust and mud. I hope next time when you luxuriate in your dust & mud baths, a silent thank you to elephants for sharing their beauty tip should persist.

1st October, Friday — Friday passes on a feeling of hibernation waiting around the corner, or the soldiers who have fought relentlessly a battle are retrieving home after victory with wounds all over them, or my brain starts giving colored flag signals to proceed inserted into the charger. New month transmits me with totally different feeling earthshaking surprises, conspiracy played against me in the lavatories & to go scanning for new armor. Friday + New Month was a day of mixed emotion, ruled by submerging, floating, or wearing boxing gloves to take over everything that comes in my direction.

2nd October, Saturday — Today is a national celebration in India to mark Gandhiji’s birthday. The festival starts a day before, at least in all the liquor stores. As Gandhiji’s Birthday is declared a dry day, no, no water will be flowing from all taps; you are allowed to flush your thrones simply the liquor shop is not earmarked to open their outlets. Hmm. I believe Gandhiji didn’t drink to give tribute to that sentiment; they aspired to keep him happy in paradise.

3rd October, Sunday — This day reminds us of the whole week that just passed in a Shockwave. My kitchen is at grave risk as my bitter half has decided to cook mutton without asking to do anything. Whenever a person acts without asking, it should be the correct definition of thunderstruck. Equally, we are accustomed to telling a person 100 multiplied infinite times yet not receiving.

This week I focused on writing these articles

The below article was a liberator as published without lateral flexion yoga pose on any Publications.

© Diya Saini 2021

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