Welcome to the Roast of my mobile phone!
What a piece of shit!
It’s old:
My mobile is extremely old. It has a processor that doesn’t process anything. Most mobiles these days have USB A or C ports but mine has a certain disfigured hole that requires a whole rotation to reach the charging spot, very similar to finding the G-spot as most times I am unable to charge my phone.
Camera features:
The camera has its features though. Whenever I capture a photo, my mobile shows 20-year-old footage rather than the current one. So, once I told my brother to take a picture of me. When I saw the picture, it showed my father, and it was zoomed in on his crotch. I thought that whenever I will be selling this phone, I will write in the description that “it shows crotches of your loved ones. And also tells you who your actual father is.”.
Display:
The mobile in the photo used in the article above is pretty similar to what my phone looks like. The cracks on its display are so many, that when I’m watching a movie, I am actually watching multiple movies at the same with different storylines, surprisingly. The cracks are coincidentally similar to the boundaries on the world map, hence my mobile can also be used as a world map. My young nephew always takes it when he has to…
