11 Hilarious Welsh Jokes for All You Sheep Shaggers Out There
Nothing but sheep shagging
I diligently searched the internet for relatable and funny Welsh jokes that would convey the rich diversity of that culture. These were all that I could find. I guess it’s true what they say, ‘where there’s smoke there’s fire.’
New discoveries
Have you heard that the Welsh recently discovered two new uses for sheep?
Meat and wool!
The Ventriloquist
An English ventriloquist is on holiday in Wales.
While strolling through a small town in Gwynedd he sees an old bloke sitting at the side of the road patting his dog. Behind him are a horse and a sheep.
‘Good morning old chap’, says the ventriloquist. ‘That’s a great-looking dog.
Welshman: “Aye”
Englishman: “Mind if I speak to him?’
Welshman: “Dog don’t talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doing all right.”
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: “Yep.”
