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We’re All 3 Inches Shorter and 10 Pounds Heavier Than We Think

Just Ask My Doctor

I love my current doctor. She allows me to abstain from the in-office weighing by the nurse that I’ve been subjected to every year since, well, forever. It’s the same routine. The nurse asks me to hop on the scale. I tell her that I weigh myself every morning and this is my weight. She says they need to see it for themselves…



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Jonathan Greene

Father, poet, writer, real estate investor/team leader, certified life coach, sociable introvert. Curating a meaningful life. IG: trustgreene |