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We’ve Gone Bat-Bleep Crazy Around These Parts

Is “The Batman” release a legally recognized federal holiday?

A smoking decapitated rubber Halloween head
And the neighbors call me weird / photo by the author Amethyst Qu

They’ve been driving me bananas ever since Halloween. Or, rather, ever since All Saint’s Day. And now it’s March, so that’s a lot of bananas.

It’s the bats. So, so many bats.

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