What If Prince Had Liked Cadbury Creme Eggs More Than Raspberry Berets?

Sliiiiiightly altered Raspberry Beret artwork (Fair Use)

I’m certainly not saying Prince couldn’t like raspberry berets and Cadbury Creme Eggs. I mean, who doesn’t?

But imagine The Purple One being so captivated by the British taste treat that he focused his songwriting prowess on the decadent candy rather than “secondhand store” headwear? Have you bitten into a beret? Call it raspberry all you…