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What If Trump Was a Stock Market Broker?

His excuses shall continue

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Donald Trump has a unique style of speaking. Ask anybody around and they’ll all tell you that he has the most fantastic dialect.

In an alternate universe, Trump is looking to start his own brokerage firm. By leveraging his linguistic skills, he could surely lure new traders into opening an account. Yet, you’d hear a lot of…




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Anupam Chugh

Anupam Chugh

Debugger at Better Programming. Pouring thoughts into technology and code. Writer with 3M+ views. An iOS dev by the day. Sometimes funny.

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