What If Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Turn You On Anymore?
Six ways to brush that thought under the carpet and never think about it again
So sometimes you just end up with a guy. Things just kind of happened. You were sure that it was going to start getting a little spicier but pretty much for the whole two months it’s been very white bread, milquetoast and mild salsa.
You are fucking him, and your mind tends to wander. “What if I went to Google School and got a job doing Google networking? How hard can it be? And it supposedly pays a hundred fifty thousand.”
Then out loud, “Oh yeah, fuck me, baby, that’s good!”
Then: “But do I really see myself showing up at someplace, Hi, I’m Christine, I’m the Google networking girl. Can I look at your servers?”
“Yeah baby, yeah!”
See, you should not be thinking about career moves during intercourse. It’s a sign that something is definitely wrong — and needs to be swept under the carpet right away, before something drastic happens, like you actually have an authentic moment in your life. Yikes!
Here are six ways to make these bad thoughts just disappear!
