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What is Summer in Paris Without Americans?

Dare I say, I Miss You

Photo: Unsplash @coudron

Your country’s disastrous response to the coronavirus has ruined my favorite summer pastime — mocking Americans. Try as I will, I cannot even enjoy the rich irony of you being the ones banned from traveling. These other tourists just don’t have the same “Joy-Day-Veever.” For what is summer in ‘Gay Paree’ without Americans to ridicule?

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Matt Fotis

Matt Fotis

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Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis