What is Summer in Paris Without Americans?
Dare I say, I Miss You
Your country’s disastrous response to the coronavirus has ruined my favorite summer pastime — mocking Americans. Try as I will, I cannot even enjoy the rich irony of you being the ones banned from traveling. These other tourists just don’t have the same “Joy-Day-Veever.” For what is summer in ‘Gay Paree’ without Americans to ridicule?