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What Is The Right Number Of Dolls And Rolls ?

3 min readMay 13, 2025

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Photo by Esteban López on Unsplash

YES! Of course it is confusing because Dolls and Rolls should rhyme. But, history doesn’t always repeat itself, or even rhyme.

POTUS Twump has pontificated often lately about how little girls ages baby through to fifteen should be able to settle their plastic people addiction with just two, three, four, or five dolls instead of thirty. Or, maybe 37 dolls, depending upon the day and to whom he is lying this time.

But, more good news!! He has also now done a “great” deal to bring down the tariffs and costs on Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Bentley and other high end brands of European automobiles that you never thought your could ever afford.

You could never believe you could own one, right?

You still cannot even come close to affording them, but this just makes it that much easier to find contentment with your five dolls. Or just two dolls.

This does not include sex dolls, porn bots, or AI girlfriends, of course.

Those girls are largely made in Asia, and the price of them is generally much too high. What might they cost you?

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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Written by Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Ecopsychologist, Writer, Farmer, Defender of reality, and Cat Castle Custodian.